NiCE !

A faithful husband was drunk; he didn’t know what was happening around him. Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything is in order, tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note, “Good morning Hon, I’ll just buy groceries for our dinner! Have your breakfast! Love you!” He was wondering why that is so, even though he was drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? Why is this so? Your mom should be angry.” Son replied, “Mom tried to unclothe you, but you said, ‘Stop! I’m married.’

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A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of.

I’m only me. That is all I can be. No more, no less, don’t second guess. I love, I live, I laugh, I cry. I’ve wished sometimes that I could die. Some days I’m funny, others I’m not, sometimes I’m in overdrive and I can’t stop. You may not like me, but that’s okay because this is me and how I’ll stay.
For more, check out My Story.

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SO CUUUUUUTE!

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